I wish to register a complaint

Well, not really. CnB are currently collecting out of print collections from Amnesty International. While we're waiting for them to post them up, here is 'The Complete Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick'

http://rapidshare.de/files/20259944/cpitwass.part1.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/20260245/cpitwass.part2.rar.html


Tracklisting:

CD1 - 01 - A Brief Introduction - John Cleese
CD1 - 02 - Asp - Peter Cook and John Fortune
CD1 - 03 - Happy Darling - Eleanor Bron and John Fortune
CD1 - 04 - The Last Supper - John Cleese and Jonathan Lynn
CD1 - 05 - Telegram - Alan Bennett
CD1 - 06 - Funky Gibbon - The Goodies
CD1 - 07 - Appeal - Eleanor Bron
CD1 - 08 - Court Room Sketch - Monty Python
CD1 - 09 - Portraits From Memory - Jonathan Miller
CD1 - 10 - You Say Potato - John Bird and John Fortune
CD1 - 11 - Baby Talk - Eleanor Bron and John Fortune
CD1 - 12 - So That's The Way You Like It - Beyond the Fringe
CD1 - 13 - Lumberjack Song - Monty Python and the entire cast
CD2 - 01 - Pet Shop (Dead Parrot Sketch) - Monty Python
CD2 - 02 - T.E. Lawrence - Alan Bennett
CD2 - 03 - Protest Song - Neil Innes
CD2 - 04 - A Few Words From Idi Amin - John Bird
CD2 - 05 - Siblings - John Fortune and Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 06 - Cactus In My 'Y' Fronts - The Goodies
CD2 - 07 - Argument Clinic - Monty Python
CD2 - 08 - Mummy, Mummy, Mummy - The Goodies
CD2 - 09 - Au Pair - Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 10 - Spunk - Dame Edna Everage
CD2 - 11 - Audition - John Bird and Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 12 - Sick Man's Blues - The Goodies
CD2 - 13 - Crunchy Frog - Monty Python
CD2 - 14 - Miner - Peter Cook

Enjoy.

Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane?

No. It's the other one.

This is terrible. Just so terrible it may be a work of genius.

The following is a review from a well know internet shopping place that has a name that sounds like a river


INTRODUCTION:
From his origin in the sixties onward, Spider-Man has consistently been one of the most popular superheroes ever conceived. It was in the middle of the seventies that one of the most interesting Spider-Man items ever released hit the market. Marvel's Agile Ann Picardo offered Lifesong records the opportunity to record an album about the exploits of Spidey. Lifesong was still relatively unknown, but the label jumped at the chance to create the album.

Among the players recruited for the album were members of Lifesong's up and coming classic progressive rock group, Crack The Sky, as well as the folk rock group Jonah, the folk rock duo Cashman And West, who had once produced recordings for Jim Croce, and Manhattan Transfer member Marty Nelson. The band who performed on the album (consisting of) various musicians, was dubbed Hero.

Stan Lee provided narration between the musical tracks, and Spider-Man comic book artist John Romita Sr. created the cover art.The album's tracklist consists of the songs High Wire, Peter Stays And Spider-Man Goes, Square Boy, New Point Of View, Spider-Man, No One's Got A Crush On Peter, Gwendolyn, Count On Me, Doctor Octopus Part One, Doctor Octopus Part Two, A Soldier Starts To Bleed, and Time Will Show Me The Way.


Spider-Man: Rock Reflections Of A Superhero was released in 1975 on Lifesong Records.



Tracklisting:

1. High Wire
2. Narration
3. Peter Stays And Spider-Man Goes
4. Narration
5. Square Boy
6. Narration
7. New Point Of View
8. Narration
9. Spider-Man
10. Narration
11. No One's Got A Crush On Peter
12. Narration
13. Gwendolyn
14. Narration
15. Count On Me
16. Narration
17. Dr. Octopus (Pt.1)
18. Narration
19. Dr. Octopus (Pt.2)
20. Green Goblin [With Narration]
21. Narration
22. A Soldier Starts To Bleed
23. Time Will Show Me The Way

http://rapidshare.de/files/19683087/srroas.rar.html

Enjoy.

Andy Partridge - P**n Star

Or so I've heard.

Maybe not.

http://xtc4u.org/index_main.html

An excellent site for XTC boots, found when trying to find more information about this boot.

XTC - Live At Philly, 1981

http://rapidshare.de/files/15739023/xtcphil.rar.html

And while I'm at it, here's one they don't have.

XTC - BBC In Concert - 1980

http://rapidshare.de/files/15740616/xtc_-_bbc_radio_1_live_in_concert_-__80-57min.zip.html

Tracklisting

01 Life Begins At The Hop
02 Burning With Optimism's Flames
03 Love At First Sight
04 Respectable Street
05 No Language In Our Lungs
06 This Is Pop
07 Scissors Man
08 Tower Of London
09 Battery Brides
10 Living Through Another Cuba
11 General And Majors
12 Making Plans For Nigel
13 Are You Receiving Me

Never, ever loved El-vesssssss

http://rapidshare.de/files/11658654/epgs.zip.html

password = charlieb

Tracklist

Old Mac Donald
Ito Eats
There's No Room To Rhumba In A Sports Car
Confidence
Yoga Is & Yoga Does
Songs Of The Shrimp
US Male
The Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
Signs Of The Zodiac
The Bullfighter Was A Lady
Wolf Call
Can't Help Falling In Love
He's Your Uncle Not Your Dad
Scratch My Back
The Walls Have Ears
Poison Ivy League
Beach Boy Blues
Dominic The lmpotent Bull
Queenie Wahine's Papaya
Do The Clambake
Datin'
Are You Lonesome Tonight? (live)


Originally made to deliberately offend Elvis fans, and glad to say it does it very well.

Review from elvis-collectors.com

The producers behind this LP pull out all of the stops, as if the purpose is simply to get a reaction and a ruffle out of those who don’t know when to laugh. The sub-title of the LP is a good start: “ 50,000,000 Elvis Fans CAN Be Wrong ”; and lets continue with “ * denotes previously unreleased recording (mono) all other selections are the regular f---ed-up versions ”; and how about “ Extra Added Bonus !! Free Inside: A Prescription signed by Dr. Nick ”. And the back of the LP cover goes further with four fake adds for four fake albums: “ The Shower Sessions ”, “ The Elvis Comedy Album ”, “ Dead on Stage in Las Vegas, Aug 20th 1977 ”, and “ Vocal Duets ” ( featuring Former President Nixon ). This LP cover is graced with the photo of Elvis in his casket from the viewing at Graceland. I saw an interview with, I believe it was, the president of the National Enquirer at the time and as the story goes the tabloid paid one of Elvis’ step-brothers ( the sum of $20,000 I think ) to snap the photo of Elvis in his casket. Pretty sick, but so goes it.

Boogie 'til Your Sick

http://rapidshare.de/files/10960580/sql77.zip.html

PW= charlieb

I'm rubbish at finding information off the net.

The only thing I can find about this is that there was a Japanese import double album from '77 that was then re-released as a boot on two cd's.

I'm sure one of you can give me some more information, but who's going to be the first one to admit loving Quo?


Tracklist

Junior's Wailing
Backwater/Just Take Me
Is There A Better Way
In My Chair
Little Lady/Most Of The Time
Forty-Five Hundred Times

Roll Over Lay Down
Big Fat Mama
Caroline/Byb Bye Johnny
Rain
Don't Wast My Time
Roadhouse Blues

Now go rock your denim socks off...

The A-Z - Part 1, A-C

Whoever created this first, I salute you.

Someone, god alone knows who but I'm betting they are male and in need of a sexual partner, has managed to amass (almost) every deleted or hard to find DJ Premier and Guru related release. And stuck them on files share. 26 volumes - a complete A-Z. And I've managed to get them all. For reasons as to why I would do such a thing please see the first sentence in this paragraph.

Whoever did this, your determination is worthy of something special (probably a straight jacket, but lets not be negative here). I know that in reality you are probably a forum filled with lonely men in need of sexual partners, but I see you rather as a pioneer standing on a mountain of grime encrusted vinyl, spending two years (volume a came out in 2003 - volume z(!) came out this year) carefully going through mixtapes and 12 inches looking for those premier beats and slowly drawled rhymes. You're also in possession of one the strongest right arms on the planet. For reasons why see the first sentence in the previous paragraph.

In short, I'm jealous. Well done.

Here are volumes A-C. enjoy.

A
[code]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NP00587T[/code]
B
[code]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ERMQSNTP [/code]
C
[code]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6ZC0EQL[/code]

I'll post the tracklists some other time.

The Mysterious, The Unknown

What can you say about Plan 9 that hasn't already been said by millions of spaced out Media Studies students at 1.00am the night before a test that they are like so going to fail/

erm....

...not a lot.

Apart from the fact that the soundtrack is the best thing in it.

Other than the script. And the guy who plays Bela. And Tor coming out of the grave.

[code]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4K4S0NXD[/code]

Consisting of various pieces of stock library music used in the background of the film and released in 1996 on retrosonic records, titles are

prelude
main theme
the shadows of grief
gravediggers
lost rose of her cheeks
tragic
police squad
i'm a big boy now johnny
patio talk
clay stalked and killed
plan 9 interlude
the bell has rung
saucers over hollywood
col edwards' big decision
saucer fire
your pillow beside me
the old ghoul walks
mac calls paula
cemetry chase - clay rises
the old ghoul retreats
graveyard marrionettes
kelton lights a switch
drop your electrode gun
there's something out there
clay abducts paula
eros, do we have to kill them?
someday, it'll all be gone
kelton and larry enter the ship
fire - fight - finale
god help us in the future

Enjoy, and remember

'My friend, future events such as these will affect you, in the future'