I wish to register a complaint

Well, not really. CnB are currently collecting out of print collections from Amnesty International. While we're waiting for them to post them up, here is 'The Complete Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick'

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http://rapidshare.de/files/20260245/cpitwass.part2.rar.html


Tracklisting:

CD1 - 01 - A Brief Introduction - John Cleese
CD1 - 02 - Asp - Peter Cook and John Fortune
CD1 - 03 - Happy Darling - Eleanor Bron and John Fortune
CD1 - 04 - The Last Supper - John Cleese and Jonathan Lynn
CD1 - 05 - Telegram - Alan Bennett
CD1 - 06 - Funky Gibbon - The Goodies
CD1 - 07 - Appeal - Eleanor Bron
CD1 - 08 - Court Room Sketch - Monty Python
CD1 - 09 - Portraits From Memory - Jonathan Miller
CD1 - 10 - You Say Potato - John Bird and John Fortune
CD1 - 11 - Baby Talk - Eleanor Bron and John Fortune
CD1 - 12 - So That's The Way You Like It - Beyond the Fringe
CD1 - 13 - Lumberjack Song - Monty Python and the entire cast
CD2 - 01 - Pet Shop (Dead Parrot Sketch) - Monty Python
CD2 - 02 - T.E. Lawrence - Alan Bennett
CD2 - 03 - Protest Song - Neil Innes
CD2 - 04 - A Few Words From Idi Amin - John Bird
CD2 - 05 - Siblings - John Fortune and Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 06 - Cactus In My 'Y' Fronts - The Goodies
CD2 - 07 - Argument Clinic - Monty Python
CD2 - 08 - Mummy, Mummy, Mummy - The Goodies
CD2 - 09 - Au Pair - Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 10 - Spunk - Dame Edna Everage
CD2 - 11 - Audition - John Bird and Eleanor Bron
CD2 - 12 - Sick Man's Blues - The Goodies
CD2 - 13 - Crunchy Frog - Monty Python
CD2 - 14 - Miner - Peter Cook

Enjoy.

Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane?

No. It's the other one.

This is terrible. Just so terrible it may be a work of genius.

The following is a review from a well know internet shopping place that has a name that sounds like a river


INTRODUCTION:
From his origin in the sixties onward, Spider-Man has consistently been one of the most popular superheroes ever conceived. It was in the middle of the seventies that one of the most interesting Spider-Man items ever released hit the market. Marvel's Agile Ann Picardo offered Lifesong records the opportunity to record an album about the exploits of Spidey. Lifesong was still relatively unknown, but the label jumped at the chance to create the album.

Among the players recruited for the album were members of Lifesong's up and coming classic progressive rock group, Crack The Sky, as well as the folk rock group Jonah, the folk rock duo Cashman And West, who had once produced recordings for Jim Croce, and Manhattan Transfer member Marty Nelson. The band who performed on the album (consisting of) various musicians, was dubbed Hero.

Stan Lee provided narration between the musical tracks, and Spider-Man comic book artist John Romita Sr. created the cover art.The album's tracklist consists of the songs High Wire, Peter Stays And Spider-Man Goes, Square Boy, New Point Of View, Spider-Man, No One's Got A Crush On Peter, Gwendolyn, Count On Me, Doctor Octopus Part One, Doctor Octopus Part Two, A Soldier Starts To Bleed, and Time Will Show Me The Way.


Spider-Man: Rock Reflections Of A Superhero was released in 1975 on Lifesong Records.



Tracklisting:

1. High Wire
2. Narration
3. Peter Stays And Spider-Man Goes
4. Narration
5. Square Boy
6. Narration
7. New Point Of View
8. Narration
9. Spider-Man
10. Narration
11. No One's Got A Crush On Peter
12. Narration
13. Gwendolyn
14. Narration
15. Count On Me
16. Narration
17. Dr. Octopus (Pt.1)
18. Narration
19. Dr. Octopus (Pt.2)
20. Green Goblin [With Narration]
21. Narration
22. A Soldier Starts To Bleed
23. Time Will Show Me The Way

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Enjoy.